Free forensic bill audit
Your business bills are probably bloated.
Send us one bill. A person reads every line and sends back written findings you keep, even if you never hire us.
about two minutes · no credit card · or call (609) 781-7939
The one-bill audit
Free. Human-read. Findings in writing.
- human-reviewed, a person checks every case
- nothing changes without your approval
- about two minutes, no credit card
- your documents stay private
Pick the bill that bugs you most.
Start with one. These are the bills where we most often find charges worth a second look.
- Telecom Phone, internet, wireless and VoIP lines you still pay for. Look closer
- Electricity and energy Supply rates, delivery charges and contracts that rolled over. Look closer
- Merchant processing Markups, monthly fees and rate creep on card processing. Look closer
- SaaS and software Seats nobody uses and tools that overlap. Look closer
- Waste hauling Fuel surcharges, fees and pickups sized for a busier year. Look closer
- New Business funding and SBA A plain look at SBA and other financing options for an existing business. Look closer
How the free audit works.
- Send one bill Upload a recent bill from any category below. It gets a case number the moment it lands.
- We read every line A human checks each charge against benchmark data and flags junk fees, rate creep, and lines nobody uses, with the evidence.
- You get the findings A written case file: each finding, a range, and a confidence level. Act on it, ask us to, or do nothing. It is yours either way.
If we find savings and you choose to act, we're compensated on the back end, never by you for the audit.
What your findings look like.
This is the format every case file comes back in: the line, the evidence, a range, and how confident we are. Tap any flagged line, or run the full pass.
RECEIVED 07-01 09:12 · EXAMINED 07-01 · RETURNED 07-02 · CASE NO. 0421 · EXAMINER R.D. EXH-0042 · TELECOM · PG 1 OF 3 0 OF 4 FINDINGS EXAMINED
4 FINDINGS · $1,600–$2,130/yr FLAGGED (THIS CASE)
- Finding 1: Regulatory Recovery Fee — billed $14.99/mo, benchmark $0 — junk fee, $180/yr flagged, confidence high. benchmark: $0 — junk fee. flagged.
- Finding 2: Voice line access — 6 lines — billed $46.50/line, benchmark $30–$36/line, $760–$1,190/yr flagged, confidence high. promo expired 03/24 — rate crept 3×.
- Finding 3: Analog fax line — Line 4 — billed $38.00/mo, benchmark $0 — disconnect, $460/yr flagged, confidence high. line 4: no usage since 2021. dead line.
- Finding 4: Equipment rental — billed $24.99/mo, benchmark $0–$8/mo, $200–$300/yr flagged, confidence medium. hardware paid off 2023 — rental continues.
No retainer. No contract you need a lawyer to leave.
Cost-reduction consultancies bill retainers or lock multi-year percentage-of-savings contracts. Bloatweiler runs the audit free, shows the evidence, and gets paid only if you choose to act. No fee if we find nothing.
Questions on record.
Q.Is the audit really free?
Yes. If we find savings and you choose to act, we're compensated on the back end, by partners or vendors in some categories, always disclosed before any change. No fee if we find nothing.
Q.Will you contact my vendors?
Not without your sign-off. Nothing changes (no calls, no switches, no renegotiations) until you approve it.
Q.What do I get back?
A case file: each finding with its evidence, a dollar range, and a confidence level: high, medium, or indicative. Reviewed by a human, decided by you. You keep it even if you never hire us.
Q.Are savings guaranteed?
No, and we won't pretend otherwise. Every figure we publish is a range from a documented case, never a promise about yours.
Q.What happens to my documents?
They're used for the audit and nothing else. They stay private, in our custody, and identifying details are redacted in anything we publish.
The next bill we read should be yours.
free · human-reviewed · nothing changes without your sign-off